American diners and supposed celeb hangouts are not known to be discussed on these pages but theres breaking news that we felt the need to report on.
Planet Hollywood, that restaurant that was spawned from the pooled creative business minds of Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarznegger and Sly Stallone, is no more. Or rather the Picadilly Circus branch of the monster eaterie has been closed. Never has there been seen sadder victim of that ol' dirty bastard "The Credit Crunch".
What have we lost? Big groups of girls on hen nights texting good luck messages to an LCD screen. The chance to appear on the TV screens (and therefore be a star for the night) as the camera randomly spins round to find its next victim. The chance to hear a hospital radio style DJ spinning the wheels of steel AND MC birthday messages. Its a shorter list to say what haven't we lost.
Lets all take a moment to wish it a fond farewell. Planet Hollywood, we salute you.
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